But.. you ask where we have been?? What has happened in the past year?? Well here is a quick rundown on everything..
Fall 2009:
Heather, Matt, and Jon went back to school to enjoy another stressful semester again.. Yes thats right Heather went back for her master and of course that means this paragraph was a waste of time:
No longer will Heather have to endure the pain that the rest of us students still bare, her stress levels will finally return to normal, her blood pressure will finally drop, no longer will she have to enjoy the scrumptious goodness of junk food found all over campus, no longer will she suffer from constipation due to those scrumptious goodness's, no longer will she age her body with countless amounts of espresso shots, no longer will she have to look and stair at WebCT, no longer will she be confused that WebCT changed its name to WebCampus at some time during her years in college, and finally no more paying by credit card on epaws...
But all that doesn't matter, besides school nothing else really happened.. sooo lets just move into 2010!!!
Year 2010
As everyone knows with a new year means out with the old and in with the new, new challenges in life and new adventures to encounter. Besides going to school for another semester, which was a very very long semester for our one and only Matt!!! Because Matt graduated!!!!

As usual we had our famous party at Matt's Bar, which included Matt's famous Jungle Juice!! With the walking of Matt, he would love to thank Mom & Dad and all of our family for being a huge support and for all those family and friends that joined him and the family in celebrating Matt Welborn Class of 2010!!
With the biggest news out of the way here are a few pictures to illustrate what other crazy shenanigans we have all been getting into:

Randomly falling asleep at clubs

Celebrating more 21st Birthdays in Vegas!

Shopping with mom!

Taking pictures that look wrong in so many ways...

Another trip to Disneyland and much much more to come!! So keep in touch with the 3 of us as we set off on new journeys with Matt and Heather across country and Jon here locally spending time with new friends!!
So don't ever forget that we are the cool kids. We live in NO-town and sometimes we get bored and do goofy things. At first we thought our goofiness was something sacred, something that should not be shared with others. But we have come to the realization that everyone loves us and aspires to be us one day. And let us remind you that if you even want to come close to being just like us, you are going to have to obtain these qualities:

And if any of you even come close to achieving these awesome qualities.. you might end up being made of awesome just like the 3 of us:
Heather Schaefer:

"I have high blood pressure but with great concentration I can raise and lower my blood pressure. When some idiots ask me why I would want to raise my blood pressure, I reply with the obvious: so I can lower it...duh."
Matt Welborn:

"I do not fear the unknown, I will meet my new challenges head on, and I will succeed. I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. Haha! That's what she said."
Jon Schaefer:

"I am a purple belt in Goju Ryu Karate. The entire office should be afraid because I am physically capable of dominating them."
KK BYE BYE!! PARKOUR TIME!!



Funny Jon...it's really funny! I hope you keep it going!!
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