Adventures of the Cool Kids

Hi Everyone,

We are the cool kids. We live in NO-town and sometimes we get bored and do goofy things. At first we thought our goofiness was something sacred, something that should not be shared with others. But we have come to the realization that everyone loves us and aspires to be us one day. We are creating this blog as a sort of manual that every family can use. Now, let me remind you to even come close to being just like us, you are going to have to obtain these qualities:

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The harsh reality of it all is, if you do not have these qualities you will fail. I'll let you in on little secret-if you lack DWIGHT qualities then just exit this page and pretend you have never heard of us. If you do not do this you will feel inferior and you'll begin to dislike your family. This would be a terrible life to lead, I suggest you follow my little secret. But if you posses DWIGHT qualities then you have the potential to be like us. So without further ado, let me introduce us to you and you can start learning, studying, and executing.

We are that family who everyone knows and anytime someone mentions the Cool Kid Family they say "Gosh dang it, I wish our family could be as cool as them." If you don't believe me, you can ask anyone who lives in the biggest, littlest city in the world and they'll tell you how true that statement is. We have recently become The Office's biggest enthusiast and this week we have come to idolize Dwight Schrute. I have posted our pictures below so you can get a better feel for us. Again, without any further ado, please let me introduce us to you, from top to bottom: Heather Schaefer, Matt Welborn, and Jon Schaefer.

Heather Schaefer: "I have high blood pressure but with great concentration I can raise and lower my blood pressure. When some idiots ask me why I would want to raise my blood pressure, I reply with the obvious: so I can lower it...duh."

Matt Welborn: "I do not fear the unknown, I will meet my new challenges head on, and I will succeed. I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. Haha! That's what she said."

Jon Schaefer: "I am a purple belt in Goju Ryu Karate. The entire office should be afraid because I am physically capable of dominating them."

Now that you have previewed the manual to becoming more like the Cool Kid Family, check back weekly (or daily) for more chapters of our life. Remember, practice very hard and try to execute.